Arrest this girl, she talks in maths

It’s been 32 days since my last post. Here’s what you need to know: 7+5+20=4. What? Karma Police, lock up this girl. She’s making no math sense at all. Oh, but I am. I really, really am. The first seven days were spent on a fabulous staycation, where I shunned all social media and electronic…

Grab your parka because Hell just froze over

One year ago D00d: Come on, try it! You’ll like it! Me: Get away from me before I slap you. Six months ago D00d: You’ll like it! I promise! Try it! Please? Me: D00d, I will try it when Hell freezes over. Last week Me (after reading an article online): D00d, why didn’t you tell…

It’s actually pretty easy to be green

With all due respect to everyone’s favorite amphibian, I find that it’s actually pretty easy to be green — at least on the inside — thanks to liquid chlorophyll. Chlorophyll is the stuff that gives plants and algae their green color. It also traps sunlight, allowing that whole photosynthesis thing (carbon dioxide into wine oxygen)…

Cheers!

  It’s National Wine Day! I don’t normally make a habit of celebrating unofficial holidays, but this is one that is a must. Seven Fun Facts: Wine drinkers have a 34 percent lower mortality rate than beer or spirits drinkers. Source: a Finnish study of 2,468 men over a 29-year period, published in the Journals…

Supernillaberryveggieproteinshakealicious

We’ve been doing this blog thing for a little while now, you and me, right? So, you know me. I’ve told you things about myself, like how I’m fiscally irresponsible and will buy anything if it looks or sounds cool, right? Well, sometimes those purchases actually pay off and I am left feeling really smart…

My Old Kentucky Mule

Good golly, it’s May! How did that even happen? I feel like it was just January and now – bam! – it’s horse-racing season. The year is already a third of the way gone. Unpossible! But May is the beginning of the warm season here in Ohio, so I will totally embrace it. May is also…