You can’t always get what you want

Once upon a time, a wise man uttered those words. He also said that if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need. Me? I needed the shirt in that photo there. Bigly. Maybe you’re like me, or maybe you’re normal. But if you’re like me, you watch a lot of TeeVvee shows….

TYOK: Our House edition

People of Earth, how are you? Golly, it’s been a long time since I’ve written anything here. But this time, the delay isn’t due to writer’s block (which I recently learned wasn’t even a real thing!). No, it’s because I’ve been freaking busy! B-I-Z-Z-E-E! All caps! SAD! DISAPPOINTED! You might remember that in one of my…